(1)Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
　　　Jack: Certainly.
　　　Tom: And why?
　　　Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

(2)when i was a freshman in our university,one day,our new teacher want us to say sth about yourself then ,a student standed up, and said "i come from shandong ,and i want to learn more when im in university,and hope good ,good study ,day ,day up.then our teacher said it is chinese english, good,good study ,day day up is wrong sentence,then our teacher said there are so many people even said "i will give you color see see",how funny it is!!

(3)　Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
　　Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
　　Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
　　Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.